The Gooseman

The Gooseman

BandHip Hop

Biography

Im just a white, prep school kid from the burbs of Nashville TN. My family does well, I've always had good friends, and life hasn't thrown many curveballs my way. I didn't come from the hood. I don't have to floss all my bling to be cool, I dont even have any bling. My background gives me a unique perspective in a genre that is constantly spewing forth the same shit day in and day out.

I was raised around the music business, which has brought many different types of music into my life. I have been influenced a little by most all music I hear, and as such, music can mean a lot of different things to me. Sometimes my rhymes are serious, and touch on more intelligent or sensative subjects, but theres also a side of me that just wants to enjoy music and just have fun with the english language. The duality of my music is refreshing, unlike most rappers who have 14 songs on 1 cd that are all about 'bitches and blunts'.

My hype men and group members are all kids from simaler situations as me, and together we poke fun at the rap industry a little bit, but at the same time embracing it as an art form. We're not gangster, and we don't try to be.

Most importantly, my music is for me. I'll say shit that offends people. I'll make fun of other rappers who could easily beat me up. But I don't care, and as soon as I offend somebody, I'll suprise them and present them with an idea or a point of view they never really had thought of before.

Lyrics

Alex's New Song

Written By: H. Alexander Juszkiewicz

She walked into my life she walked into my house,
She was the best friend of a friend.
I had just bumped my head, she sat on my couch,
Had to know what she was thinkin’.
She gave me a smile, I looked in her eyes,
I was amazed by her beauty.
Her friend had to go, so we said our goodbyes,
She was gone but I knew she was still with me.

I had to sit back and wonder why,
Why I had seen the pain in her eyes.
I made her laugh, I made her smile,
Forget the past, hang with me for a while.

Since the moment you came, my heart wears your name,
Nothing’s been the same since that one faithful night.
You fill me with joy, your friends with my boys,
Nothing gets me like the light of my Starlight.

We proceeded to chill and we had lots of fun,
The feelings grew stronger inside ourselves.
She put faith in me, 'cause I's number one,
That’s what I had to keep telling myself.
That night we kissed, It felt like a dream,
I couldn't believe my mouth.
I wanted to explode, I wanted to scream,
I had finally disproved my doubts.

You said you were mine, and I said I was yours
Truly the best feeling, never felt it before.
errr somethin’ somethin’
sometin’ somethin’

Since the moment you came, my heart wears your name,
Nothing’s been the same since that one faithful night.
You fill me with joy, your friends with my boys,
Nothing gets me like the light of my Starlight.

Now it's been a while, and now were in love,
I've never felt better.
I'm commin’ home, she'll give me a hug,
Still happy like the day that I met her.
She looks after me and make's sure I'm alright,
I'd be nowhere without her.
I look after her, at least I Try,
She's really to pretty for me.

Inside our love, we're two of a kind,
I'm keeping my cool but I'm losing my mind.
I don't understand how everyday,
She gets more beautiful in everyway.

Since the moment you came, my heart wears your name,
Nothing’s been the same since that one faithful night.
You fill me with joy, your friends with my boys,
Nothing gets me like the light of my Starlight.

The light of my Starlight
The light of my Starlight
Oh yea, Alright, Starlight
Oh yea
Oh yea, Alright
Oh yea

Since the moment you came, my heart wears your name,
Nothing’s been the same since that one faithful night.
You fill me with joy, your friends with my boys,
Nothing gets me like the light of my Starlight.

The Phalacy

Written By: H. Alexander Juszkiewicz

You ask me why I rap? Well I just wanna be heard
I’m just an average sap who some consider a nerd
And I never made a splash, of that well you can be sure
That if I’m gonna make one then I’m gonna do it with words

I was a good boy, then I got filled with too much shit
Too much quick, and now I’m about to just submit
To simply get by would be simple and unfit
If I’m goin’, goin’ out with a bang and then that’s it so

Bang! I’m sick of bitches goin’ ‘round mindless
Consumptuously consuming any item says, ‘buy this’
Spineless bitches like they’ve never seen kindness
It’s timeless but nobody’s gone and seen the signs yet

Well who am I to let ‘em know and who am I to care?
Who am I to dare to speak the truths of such human despair?
Well I don’t care and I’m nobody, so fuck to those people
Who’ve had enough of Eminem and don’t care for a sequel

It’s just me though, and I’m just tryin’ to figure what my part is
My music’s not designed to bring you people catharsis
This is my me shit, just like my VG’s and my car is
To all you that won’t let me be I’ll tear you all apart bitch

Chorus:
Life is a game I’m just here to play, but I’m going insane anyway
Thus is the phalacy
I’m sick of all these people tryin’ to lie to me, so fuck the world and fuck society
Thus is the phalacy
I can’t tell right between truth and lies, but all I really got to do is die
Thus is the phalacy
So until that day I’m gonna go insane so bring me the pain, I said bring on the pain
Thus is the phalacy

I’ve been set before this set of whores
Obsessed with putting my PF next to yours
What? Yes I have had sex before
So tell me whats next in your chest of drawers

Your question, whore? Gimme your questionnaire
You best prepare for my shit it’s best to share
You take all of my answers but you can’t compare
My skill to other rappers ‘cause it wouldn’t be fair

Some call me crazy, I call chaos fun
You can try and chase me, but I’m ahead in this run-
Around , can’t get me down cause I’m the one
Who’s sweet, sticky, and tasty like a Cinn-a-bon

You all eat me up, but some spit me out
And if they keep it up, then I’m a get real loud
When they open there mouths I only hear shit come out
‘cause all they wanna do is try to kick me out

They can sit me down, hell they can tie me up
They can try and break me but I just don’t give a fuck
Cause I’m always honest and don’t try to hide the stuff
I do or how I act, I’ve just had enough.

Chorus:
Life is a game I’m just here to play, but I’m going insane anyway
Thus is the phalacy
I’m sick of all these people tryin’ to lie to me, so fuck the world and fuck society
Thus is the phalacy
I can’t tell right between truth and lies, but all I really got to do is die
Thus is the phalacy
So until that day I’m gonna go insane so bring me the pain, I said bring on the pain
Thus is the phalacy
Thus is the phalacy

Give me a microphone and let me waste my mind away
For if I’m faced with it I might just go and end it all today
Nobody really cares about the shit I have to say
But just to anger, think ill go ahead and say it anyway

‘cause what I gotta say it doesn’t really make a lot of sense
I keep on speaking but my speeches never seem to get intense
like I jumped the wall of life but got caught only in its fence
It’s surrounded in barbed wire, and it’s killing my defence

And for some reason now I don’t care I only wanna flow
Cause in a line or two of rhyme it takes me places I can’t go
So take a ride and hear a side of me you’re never gonna know
Cause I’m here only a few minutes then I’m gone, I’m out, I blow…

Sometimes it’s hard to see a point ‘cause everything will end
Doesn’t seem to be a point to live if only to pretend
Some people come and go, and some still remain a friend
But what’s the point in fighting if I have nothing to defend

Why am I worried now, I never gave a shit before
I still got a couple years ‘till fate comes knockin’ at my door
What is life when you got nothin’ in it you care for?
Nothing is forever then what the hell are you living for?

Chorus:
Life is a game I’m just here to play, but I’m going insane anyway
Thus is the phalacy
I’m sick of all these people tryin’ to lie to me, so fuck the world and fuck society
Thus is the phalacy
I can’t tell right between truth and lies, but all I really got to do is die
Thus is the phalacy
So until that day I’m gonna go insane so bring me the pain, I said bring on the pain
Thus is the phalacy
Thus is the phalacy…

Get Froze

Written By: H. Alexander Juszkiewicz

It’s like dinosaur, dinosaur, mastodon
Now unleash the mammoth and pass it on
‘cause I got more ice then Saskatchewan
You take the snow out my flow and like half is gone

So sit back and listen rap padawans
Got a lot to learn before whack rap is gone
Gotta tell these hos to keep their patches on if
They gonna stay on my dick cause my staff is long

I said my staff is long
You know my staff is long
There’s a lot of stupid hos but they cant be wrong
If all them bitches say that my staff is long

It don’t matter where I’m at cause in my head I’m always bumpin’ in the club
First there’s enlightenment then there’s me, I’m a level above
It’s why you see me on the streets, look like I’m not givin’ a fuck
It’s why the ladies show me love and why the ballers call me Snugg

I’m not like these other rappers so give me a little tug
I’m not like these other rappers still gotta bust me a nut
I’m not like these other rappers, run shit like Jabba the Hutt
Other rappers just some sluts they do each other in the butt

Now all ya’ll yell, ‘Godzilla whaaat’ pay homage to the Hemisphere
Or get the fuck out of here you lookin’ like a blemish here
My crew we never move it’s like were never fuckin’ finished here
We in the Northern Hemisphere we know no arctic limits here

It’s why next to my bed I rock the snow cone macheezy
Not ‘cause I got a sweet tooth, so your bitch can give me freezies
So fuck whoever said that this game ain’t easy
And fuck his girlfriend, grab some ice and let her freeze me!