THE NEW GENERATION DUDES
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THE NEW GENERATION DUDES

Chicago, Illinois, United States | SELF

Chicago, Illinois, United States | SELF
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"Midweek Mixtape"

The New Generation Dudes sent me the following email: “IF YOU WANT YOUR MIND BLOWN OUT OF YOUR ASSHOLE, YOU WILL REVIEWING THIS ALBUM/EP/TIRADE OF PURE MUSICAL DOMINATION….YOUR HEAD WILL LITERALLY FUCKING EXPLODE. THAT SHIT AT THE BEGINNING WAS ONLY AN ANALOGY, BUT IF YOU ARE NOT READY FOR THIS, YOUR HEAD WILL LITERALLY FUCKING EXPLODE. DO NOT FUCK AROUND.”

No other recommendation is necessary. - A New Band A Day


"Stevie Sunshine's Super Solar Smoke-out"

I am sure enjoying this incredibly silly named band: New Generation Dudes. They have allegedly traveled across space and time and landed in Chicago to bring a perfectly logical blend of bangers, funk, ghetto tech, and noise freak outs. It’s a marriage of purple haze guitar and fancy footwork that warrants your time. Get the whole 5 track EP for FREE HERE:

If you want to dip your feet in the Bromsty water check try this MP3 on for size:

MP3: NEW GENERATION DUDES- STEVIE SUNSHINE’S SUPER SOLAR SMOKE-OUT

Elsewhere- Austinist is gearing up for Fun Fun Fun Fest with a series of awesome interviews with the acts playing. Their chat with Cap’n Jazz is interesting. Check it out HERE. - Party Ends


"Band Recommendation: The New Generation Dudes"

New Generation Dudes from Chicago, Illinois know how to entertain. Keep in mind, I know very little about whether they can actually entertain (I’m guessing they can), but they seem to have the basics down…musically at least. Their latest EP is a clusterfuck of dance music at the heart of everything. Whether its actually ghetto house music or some variation of that is something for KLYAM EDM expert Rich to decide, but to me it’s just enjoyable stuff that’s fast, heavy, and hooky as can be. As NGD put it: “IF YOU ARE NOT READY FOR THIS, YOUR HEAD WILL LITERALLY FUCKING EXPLODE. DO NOT FUCK AROUND.” Seriously, though, it’s true. What really impresses me is their control of tempo. I tend to appreciate electronic music a lot more when there are parts that are immediately attractive, but others that you have to wait for. NGD gets it right. Take a listen why don’t you? - Kids Like You And Me


"Band Recommendation: The New Generation Dudes"

From first glance, we could only think the promo e-mail was sent to us by mistake… but all the proof of the New Generation Dudes asking us to review the album is there….

“IF YOU WANT YOUR MIND BLOWN OUT OF YOUR A******, YOU WILL REVIEW THIS ALBUM/EP/TIRADE OF PURE MUSICAL DOMINATION. IF THIS DOES NOT APPEAL TO YOU, DO NOT DARE CLICK ON THIS LINK, BECAUSE YOUR HEAD WILL LITERALLY F***ING EXPLODE. THAT S*** AT THE BEGINNING WAS ONLY AN ANALOGY, BUT IF YOU ARE NOT READY FOR THIS, YOUR HEAD WILL LITERALLY F***ING EXPLODE. DO NOT F*** AROUND.”

“THE NGD IS GNAR AS F*** AND SO IS DEADBEAT DIGITAL, THE ONLY LOGICAL THING TO DO IS COMBINE OUR EFFORTS AND SAVE THE FUCKING HUMAN RACE!!”

………aaannnddd SOLD! (haha I “forgot” to censor the last part…)

We could only explain this album to be a futuristic take on what “blogs will sound like when they party together.” Ghettotech influence meets a very familiar french disco territory coupled with kittens blasted off of redbull playing an array of arpeggiated synthlines and running drum machines. The sounds of (not so) old booty bass tracks make their cameo, and add that extra flare to give the New Generation Dudes their flare that sets them apart from many other artists flying around the blog-o-sphere lately. 2011 is turning out to be a really good year already for new musak. Show some LOVE! - Deadbeat Digital


"The New Generation Dudes Vice Magazine Interview."

Your band name is either the worst or the best one I ever heard. How and... why did you come up with it?



TRUE LEGENDS AND HEROES DO NOT CHOOSE A BAND NAME THEY ARE BORN WITH IT. DO NOT FUCK WITH DESTINY.



WHEN THE NEW GENERATION DUDES WERE BORN, IT WAS CLEAR TO ALL PRESENT PARTIES THAT THEY WERE SOMETHING SPECIAL TO BEHOLD. THESE SHIMMERING SPAWN WERE CLEARLY OF A KIND DESIGNED TO BE THE CREATORS AND LEADERS OF A NEW SOCIETY, THE ELITE FORCES THAT RISE UP IN THE FACE OF MOUNTING OPPOSITION AND OPPRESSION AND GUIDE THE IMPERILED TO A GLORIOUS NEW AGE OF PROSPERITY AND PROGRESS. DESPITE (OR POSSIBLY BECAUSE OF) THE INFANTS’ STRIKING INIMITABILITY, THE PRIVILEGED FEW THAT WITNESSED THEIR ORIGIN FOUND THEMSELVES UNABLE TO DESCRIBE THESE MIRACULOUS NEW BORN BABES…



IT WAS ONLY UNTIL A MUSCLEBOUND PROPHET ARRIVED, HIS HEAD SWIMMING IN A TURBID SEA OF BLACK CHERRY CISCO, SHITTY COCAINE, AND A GENEROUS PORTION OF MYSTERIOUS NEON PINK CACTUS FRUIT PURCHASED FROM A DRIFTER ESCAPING THE DEEPEST, DARKEST HELLS TIJUANA HAS TO OFFER, THAT A NAME GRACED THOSE SHINING HEADS.



“THEY ARE THE DUDES, THE DUDES OF THE NEW GENERATION.”



FROM THENCE FORTH ALL KNEW IT; THESE BIG DICKED MOTHERFUCKERS WERE THE NEW GENERATION DUDES AND THEY HAD A SERIOUS MISSION TO TRAVEL ACROSS SPACE AND TIME, USING THEIR SUPERIOR MUSICAL ABILITIES TO COLLECT VAST STORES OF ECTOPLASMIC FLUID IN AN EFFORT TO SAVE ALL THAT IS GOOD AND BEAUTIFUL AND FREE AND REAL IN THE HUMAN RACE.



TO BE CLEAR, NEW GENERATION DUDES IS THE BEST FUCKING BAND NAME YOU’VE EVER HEARD.



How's the music industry been treating you so far? Have you been fucked over already? Are you signed, do you want to be?



GROSS NEGLIGENCE MAY BE THE PROPER TERM. THUS FAR, ASIDE FROM SOME DUDE AT COLUMBIA OFFERING US MAD BLOW JOBS TO PLAY HIS SON’S BAR MITZVAH IN MARCH (THE NGD ARE STILL MULLING OVER THIS PROPOSITION), THERE HAS BEEN SCANT INTEREST FROM THE MUSIC INDUSTRY. WHILE WE WOULD APPRECIATE ANY DISSEMINATION OF OUR MESSAGE, THE NGD ARE NOT TO BE FUCKSED WITH LIGHTLY. ANY MISHANDLING OF THE NGD’S RADIATING BEACON OF HOPE THAT IS OUR SELF-TITLED EP COULD RESULT IN SOME SORT OF PREMATURE CULTURAL APOCALYPSE, REPLETE WITH HOMICIDE, SUICIDE, GENOCIDE, AND ALL OTHER TYPES OF –CIDES. THAT BEING SAID, ANY LABEL BRAVE ENOUGH TO ROLL THE DICE AND TRY THEIR HAND AT A HIGH STAKES GAME OF COSMOLOGICAL RUSSIAN ROULETTE SHOULD FEEL FREE TO SEND A CONTRACT OUR WAY.



Do you have any good or embarassing stories about performances?



THE NEW GENERATION DUDES HAVE TOURED THE GALAXY SEVERAL TIMES, OFTEN AS HIRED GUNS, OCCASIONALLY AS SOLDIERS, AND ALWAYS AS PARTY ROCKERS. ONCE, WHILE PASSING THROUGH A PARTICULARLY UNSEEMLY STRETCH OF STAR DUST AND DARKNESS, WE CAME UPON A DILAPIDATED CRAFT THAT SEEMED TO HAVE FALLEN INTO DISREPAIR OVER CENTURIES OF NEGLECT. BEING THE STUDLY SPACE PIRATES WE ARE, THE NGD ALWAYS TAKE THE OPPORTUNITY TO LOOT AND PLUNDER ANY OSTENSIBLY ABANDONED CARAVAN. WITH GREAT APLOMB, WE RAIDED THIS DISHEVELED JET ONLY TO HAPPEN UPON THE ASTRAL CURIOSITY POPULARLY REFERRED TO AS A WRINKLE IN TIME. CROSSING CENTURIES IN A SINGLE BOUND, WE WERE THRUST INTO 18TH CENTURY IMPERIAL RUSSIA, WHERE WE ROCKED A SET AT AN OTHERWISE BOGUS HOUSE PARTY HOSTED BY CATHERINE II AKA CATHERINE THE GREAT AKA SASSY KATHY. WE KICKED IT AND TAUGHT HER HOW TO HOST BADASS ORGIES AND UNITE HER PEOPLE, THUS INSTIGATING THE RUSSIAN AGE OF ENLIGHTENMENT. UNFORTUNATELY FOR CATHERINE, SHE WAS NOT EQUIPPED TO HANDLE THE VIGOROUS YET SUPPLE TOUCH OF THE NEW GENERATION DUDES, AND THE CONSEQUENCES OF OUR FINAL, FATAL, AND MOST RIGHTEOUSLY EROTIC INTERACTION HAS BEEN BLAMED ON A HORSE FOR CENTURIES.



Your music sounds like there's all these different genres in the same place, slapping each other around. Was that the intention or didn't you know which genre to choose?



REPLACE SLAPPING WITH FUCKING AND YOU HAVE PRETTY MUCH GOT THE IDEA. OUR INTENTIONS HAVE ALWAYS BEEN CLEAR AND THE NEW GENERATION DUDES ARE NEVER CONFUSED AND NEVER MAKE CHOICES BECAUSE WE ARE TIME AND KNOW TIME AND CONTROL TIME. WE ARE ON A MISSION TO SAVE HUMANITY FROM A RIGHTEOUS (AND FRANKLY, JUSTIFIED) ANNIHILATION AND TO ACCOMPLISH THAT MISSION WE MUST DELIVER A POTENT MIXTURE OF THE HIGHEST MUSICAL FORMS OF ART, SCIENCE AND TRILL KNOWLEDGE. SO FUCK YEAH WE PLAY THE CUTS.

WE PLAY:

BOOTY HOUSE

GHETTOTECH

PSYCH

ROCK

MOTHERFUCKING RAPS

SWEET FOLK

GOLDEN OLDIES

BLACK METAL

WHITE NOISE

BROWN NOISE

BROWN NOTES

BROWN





MAINTAINING A DELICATE BALANCE OF THESE ELEMENTS IS CRUCIAL TO THE SUCCESS OF OUR MISSION AND ANY TAMPERING WITH OUR PATENTED FORMULA IS LIKELY TO UNLEASH VULGAR, INDISCRIMINATE CARNAGE BY WAY OF A SONIC BLAST MORE PULVERIZING THAN THE LAST MATCHBOX 20 ALBUM.



This epic guitar riff on Steven Sunshine's Super Solar Smoke-out has been making everybody I played it to happy. Not happy like, smiling, but happy like, all my life's problems just melted away, thank you. What's the story behind it? How did you come up with it? Did you sample this, or play it yourself?



FIRST OFF, THE PHENOMENON YOU DESCRIBE IS MORE COMPLICATED THAN IT SEEMS. THOSE SWEET SENSATIONS OF MELTING LIFE PROBLEMS YOU BELIEVE YOU ARE EXPERIENCING ARE ACTUALLY THE RESULT OF A CORPOREAL DISCHARGE OF THICK, TRANSPARENT MUCUS. THE NGD ARE HARVESTING THIS SUCCULENT SECRETION WITH THE INTENT OF FUELING THEIR ADVANCED TECHNOLOGIES. ONCE WE HAVE COLLECTED ENOUGH OF YOUR JUICES AND OUR POWER NEEDS ARE ADEQUATELY SATIATED (AND THANKS TO THE ASTOUNDING RAPIDITY Y’ALL ARE CREAMIN’ YOURSELVES, THIS SHOULDN’T TAKE LONG), WE SHALL RETURN TO THE FUTURE AND RESCUE CIVILIZATION FROM THE BRINK OF COLLAPSE.



IN REGARDS TO THE SPECIFIC RIFF THAT IS EMPTYING YOUR SPERM DEPOSITS AT AN ALARMING RATE, THIS IS A 100% HAND-PLAYED ROCK-TURNAL EMISSION CRAFTED DEEP WITHIN SLUMBER’S SWEET SURRENDER. WE ACTUALLY RECORDED THIS WHILE BOB WAS TAKING HIS TRADITIONAL POST-COITAL SIESTA. HIS HYPER-SEXUAL FEVER DREAMS/NIGHT TERRORS CAUSE UNBELIEVABLE HAND TREMORS, SO WE PUT A GUITAR IN HIS BED AND HE DROOLED A SHIT LOAD AND BASICALLY BUSTED ALL OVER THE DAMN THING. ONE TAKE MAGIC.



Is there any new stuff coming out soon?



YES. THE NEW GENERATION DUDES WILL BE RELEASING THEIR AS-YET UNTITLED MAGNUM OPUS ON MAY1ST 2011 AND SHIT WILL GET CRAZY. A POPULAR MISCONCEPTION STATES A MAYAN CALENDAR CYCLE ENDS IN 2012, SIGNALING THE END OF LIFE AS WE KNOW IT, BUT THIS FALLACY HAS BEEN PERPETUATED BY SOME DUMBASS WHO FORGOT A LEAP YEAR OR SOMETHING. SHIT IS ABOUT TO POP OFF LIKE REAL SOON. ANY AND ALL RECORD COMPANIES REAL ENOUGH TO SEE WHAT’S UP WITH THE NEXT AGE OF CIVILIZATION (AS WELL AS ANY OTHER TRUE BELIEVERS) ARE ADVISED TO HOLLER AT THE EMAIL: NEWGENERATIONDUDES@GMAIL.COM



BE WARNED, THE END IS NEAR, AND UNLESS THE NEW GENERATION DUDES RECEIVE THE HELP THEY NEED TO SATISFY THEIR ONEROUS DEBT TO THE HUMAN RACE, A GRUESOME END IS IN STORE FOR ONE AND ALL.

KEEP IT REAL, PARTY WITH THE NGD.

http://soundcloud.com/newgenerationdudes - Vice Magazine NL


Discography

WARNING (EP 2009)
DA DUDES (EP 2010)

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Bio

The New Generation Dudes hereby declare their intent to rescue humanity from its tragic, self-inflicted demise. Equipped with an impressive arsenal of highly developed musical and visual weaponry, they have traveled hundreds of years back in time to warn mankind of its impending doom and to rescue the human race from total annihilation. They will unleash an unquantifiable sonic force, combining the forces of juke, rock, funk, and house into an aural weapon that will force all in earshot to unleash the energy needed to save the future. BK (Juke-O-Matic 4000) and Bobbie Haze (Strato-blaster, Hazeatron) have arrived with a message from the New Generation:

THE LEGEND OF THE NGD:

WHEN THE NEW GENERATION DUDES WERE BORN, IT WAS CLEAR TO ALL PRESENT PARTIES THAT THEY WERE SOMETHING SPECIAL TO BEHOLD. THESE SHIMMERING SPAWN WERE CLEARLY OF A KIND DESIGNED TO BE THE CREATORS AND LEADERS OF A NEW SOCIETY, THE ELITE FORCES THAT RISE UP IN THE FACE OF MOUNTING OPPOSITION AND OPPRESSION AND GUIDE THE IMPERILED TO A GLORIOUS NEW AGE OF PROSPERITY AND PROGRESS. DESPITE (OR POSSIBLY BECAUSE OF) THE INFANTS’ STRIKING INIMITABILITY, THE PRIVILEGED FEW THAT WITNESSED THEIR ORIGIN FOUND THEMSELVES UNABLE TO DESCRIBE THESE MIRACULOUS NEW BORN BABES…

IT WAS ONLY UNTIL A MUSCLEBOUND PROPHET ARRIVED, HIS HEAD SWIMMING IN A TURBID SEA OF BLACK CHERRY CISCO, SHITTY COCAINE, AND A GENEROUS PORTION OF MYSTERIOUS NEON PINK CACTUS FRUIT PURCHASED FROM A DRIFTER ESCAPING THE DEEPEST, DARKEST HELLS TIJUANA HAS TO OFFER, THAT A NAME GRACED THOSE SHINING HEADS.

“THEY ARE THE DUDES, THE DUDES OF THE NEW GENERATION.”

FROM THENCE FORTH ALL KNEW IT; THESE BIG DICKED MOTHERFUCKERS WERE THE NEW GENERATION DUDES AND THEY HAD A SERIOUS MISSION TO TRAVEL ACROSS SPACE AND TIME, USING THEIR SUPERIOR MUSICAL ABILITIES TO COLLECT VAST STORES OF ECTOPLASMIC FLUID IN AN EFFORT TO SAVE ALL THAT IS GOOD AND BEAUTIFUL AND FREE AND REAL IN THE HUMAN RACE.

TO BE CLEAR, NEW GENERATION DUDES IS THE BEST FUCKING BAND NAME YOU’VE EVER HEARD.

LETS FUCKING PARTY.