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Lyrics

Assholes

Written By: B. Dobbelstein

Assholes come in every colour
Assholes come in every taste
Instant asshole just add alcohol
Assholes have all time to waste

There is no age restriction
No race discrimination
No political direction
No religious prohibition

You need no VIP pass
No all-round vaccination
Aristocracy is needless
No surgical correction

Look for the asshole in you
Cherish the asshole in you
Look for the asshole in you
Cherish the asshole in you

Have you ever took the time
The time to be a swine
It only takes a bit
To be a pesky prick

Have your dog shit on my sidewalk, I don’t mind
Tell me I look like Mister Spock, I don’t mind
Throw your garbage on the Street, I don’t mind
Spit your slime before my feet, I don’t mind