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the Perfect Guy

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The best kept secret in music


"Punk Planet Writer HATES Us."

Some music authority from Punk Planet HATED our last record (Mike and Sam weren't on it). This guy
HATED it. It was totally awesome.
I think he HATES us for making it.
He didn't like it- any of it, in fact, he
HATED it. I kinda like it. We don't
sound like that anymore, but he REALLY HATED that sound ALOT.

He's pissed cuz I wouldn't make out
with him @ a Vicemag party. - Punk Planet


Dark Commercial Force$ (2001)
Fo$$il Fuel Folk Hymnal (2003)


Feeling a bit camera shy


Influences: Sesame Street Fever, poor air quality, premarital sex, Tom Tomorrow, Webster's New World Dictionary-Second College Edition, that guitarist from Apollo Sunshine, the Mau Mau resistance, the Ugly State of America, indoor and outdoor plants, the girl w/ poptarts for hands, alot of KINKS records, Mitch Hedberg (rip) and Cleveburg OHHHioh.