The Phreako

The Phreako

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The Reality Show

Written By: The Phreako


Well my life, it had no purpose,
And my hopes, they grew dim.
It seems that everything I did,
I just couldn't win.

But one day while I was watching my TV,
It all came together, just crept on me.
I thought "Why not televise my life to the world?",
Gonna broadcast my life to every boy and girl.

I've packed up my bags and I'm ready to go,
Come on everybody just watch my show.
That's right!

This is all Reality,
Everybody is watching me.
Everything I do,
Everywhere I go.
You're all watching the reality show.

Who would have ever guessed,
My show could beat the rest?
I'm getting calls from people I don't know,
They say that I'm the best.

They watch when I'm drinking coffee,
They watch when I'm getting dressed.
They all seem to have a power over me,
I guessed that I'm possessed.

The nations falling in love with my brand new show,
Come on everybody you cannot say no.
That's right!

This is all reality,
Everybody is watching me.
Everything I do,
Everywhere I go.
You're all watching the reality show.

This is all reality,
Everybody is watching me.
Everything I do,
Everywhere I go.
You're all watching the reality show.

I never would have guessed,
My show would cause a mess.
There's groupies camping in my yard,
Making sculptures of me out of lard.

The ratings are jumping, never been so high,
They want another season, WHY OH WHY?!?
I can't take much more I'm getting tired of this,
Wanna cancel my show, that's my only wish.

I told them "It's over and that's a fact",
They said "Too bad, you signed a contract!"
I'm stuck!

This is all reality!
Everybody is watching me!
Everything I do,
Everywhere I go.
You're all watching the reality show.

This is all reality,
You're all watching the reality show.
Stop watching the reality show.
This is it, it's the reality show.

Everything I do,
Everywhere I go.
You're all watching the reality show!

[Ending parts include:]

The reality show – oooh! Oh-oh-oh-oh.

Gotta watch it, you better watch it.
Gonna watch it, gonna watch it.
Better watch it, gonna watch it.
You better watch it, you’re gonna watch.
Gonna, gonna, gonna, gonna, gonna watch it.
You know you’re gonna watch it baby!

MmmmmBopBop, MmmmmBopBop.

What time is it on?
You better tune in cause you know it now.
Know now, you know it now,
You better tune in cause you know it now.