The Strap-Ons

The Strap-Ons

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Garage Punk RockNRoll style with Three girls on instruments and idle on vocals. Great riffs, leads and lyrics the show is just wild with drinking songs etc. A raw edge

Biography

The Strap-Ons formed in Norfolk, Virginia USA in late 1996 originally as The Pimps. Current lineup is staci, mellisa, Katie, idle. This summer as in 2000 Joey Image (Ex Mixfit, Ex Undead) will drum for The Strap-Ons US tour. The Strap-Ons are a pure punk rock 'n' roll band with snotty vocals.

Lyrics

$4 WHORE

Written By: B Diederich

get on the subway with a four dollar whore
pulling tricks, doing hits, at the dollar store
says that she loves me then she threw me down
come on pretty baby come on give me some
Fell in love with a four dollar whore, I gotta soar
all I wanted was a cheap little score
make love on the move then she wants some more
peace is cheap, violence free, makes us little whores
next to shit and glass there she threw me down
come on dirty baby, common give me some
Fell in love with a sweet little girl, she gave me pills
this country is a cheap little whore, yeah
looking for a life in a four dollar whore
liberty wants something cheap, at the liquor store
justice and comfort, on dirty wet cardboard
Making love by glass and piss, society is torn
Fell in love with a sweet little girl, she gave me pills
this country is a $4 whore

JOHNNY JIHAD

Written By: B Diederich

Whoever blew up my country, i give up today
ill wear a towel, ill grow a beard, ill cover my girls face
but someone tell me, a warrior help, me can’t I have no fun
Osama la Bin Laden Cant I have no fun
I like your style Its really wild a little Martyr Dom
but mommy call the CIA someone blew up the USA/
A camel jockey, raping life style, a cant I have no fun
I like the wifes, the bombs and riffiles, I came to get a gun
Say were all a big discrace come blow up the human race/
Osama Jihad Johnny Bin Laden cant I have no fun
I think the bombs are really right, the kids have got thier guns
what we need Is RocknRoll shopping malls Big K kabul
Osoma la Bin laden the oil guys got guns
We got the poppies planted, Johnny Johnny Joe jihad
a Toyota truck just got stuck someone call the CIA
Try to change the human race somone blew up the USA

Discography

Discography
MY DAD SMOKES CRACK 7" EP--- Incubator Rec.1000
WICCA CHICCA 7" EP --- Rapid Pulse Rec. CT 500 Pressed
PIMPS R.I.P. 7"EP --- Rapid Pulse Rec. CT 500 Pressed
THE STRAP-ONS SPLIT W/ THE BALLBUSTERS 7" EP Glam Rec. MA ---1000
THE STRAP-ONS SPLIT W/ THE STATIONS 7" EP Center of The World TX -- 1000
A COLLECTION OF GREAT DANCE TUNES VOL. #1 7” EP Heavy Drinking Prod.
A Collection of Great Dance Tunes Vol 3. 10” Heavy Drinking Prod. Sweeden
Rickshaw/Strap-Ons Split 7” EP Bootleg Booze Rec.s Sweeden

“GEEKING DREAM” 25 Song CD Naked Jain Records
SONIC IMBALANCE CD COMP Garage Tapes Cincinnati OH
REDEFINE ROCK STARS VOL. #5 CD COMP 3:16 Productions
FULL SPEED AHEAD CD COMP Mordos Music England
UNDERGROUND CD SAMPLER VOL. 4 --- 1000 Pressed
SHIT LIKE A CHAMPION CD COMP Plinko Records OH
SCENE KILLER 3 CD Comp Outsider Records Long Beach CA
INTERNATIONAL PUNK ROCK BOX SET CD Canada --- 1000 Pressed
LIFE'S A GAS! A TRIBUTE TO JOEY RAMONE CD Amp Records Canada
THREE AND A HALF CD COMP Issue #3 CD # 1 ---
RUT RECORDS “SUMMER SAMPLER” 2002 CD RUT Canada
NOW THATS NOT WHAT I CALL MUSIC CD COMP Naked Jain Rec. CA 3
WE DON’T NEED SOCIETY DRI TRIBUTE CD COMP Malt Soda Rec.
"THE HARDER, THE BETTER" CD Comp Turkey Vulture Recs
FISTFULL OF ROCKNROLL VOL. 10 CD COMP
The Strap-Ons “dirty People” 12” LP Zurich Chainsaw Massacre Rec.s
The Strap-Ons “$4 Whore” CD Naked Jain Street Date 7/15/03

Set List

Bottom of the Bottle
Dream Lover
Grow Up Girl
Gotta Get Drunk
6 Pack To Go
Reform School
$4 Whore
Cruisin For Creation
Dying Nation
Wicca Chicka
Nose Pain
Prom Mom
M Dad Smokes Crack