The Urinal Mints

The Urinal Mints

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Funny, catchy full-on rock show. You may laugh, you may cry, but you'll definitely remember the Urinal Mints.

Biography

If the Ramones and the Sex Pistols were an alternative response to the super-group wankers of the 70's, then the Urinal Mints are a reaction to the quagmire of suck that is music today. Can you remember the last time you actually had FUN rocking out at a show instead of wondering why the hell you were even there? Do you recall the last time you seen something on stage that really caught your attention?

The Urinal Mints are here to bring you the ROCK when so many other bands are content to just stare at their feet or practice their phony rehearsed moves like street mimes on Adderall. This does not mean that the Urinal Mints are above smashing guitars, beating the crowd with dildoes, and giving on-stage lap dances, but at least it's real. A Urinal Mints show makes you feel it's really all right to laugh AT the band instead of shaking your head later.

The URINAL MINTS are always hard at work and recently completed the three-week “Reacharound the World Tour”, where they played for very receptive crowds in six European countries. They have also been on five US tours, with two of those tours as the opening act for the Dave Brockie Experience (featuring three members of GWAR).

In 2005, the Mints were chosen to play the Ernie Ball stage of the Vans Warped Tour, and the Midwest Music Summit, both in Indianapolis. The band has played 250+ shows sharing the stage with over 500 local to international artists.

Discography

Own Your Soul ( Full-length CD) Plinko
Urinal Mints/Destrukters (split 7" vinyl record) Plinko
Fourteenll Get Ya Twenty (full length CD) Plinko
Minty Fresh & Up In The Flesh (full length live CD) Plinko
Gerbiling With Pikachu (7" vinyl record) Plinko
Vulgar Display of Ass (full length CD) Plinko
Shit Like A Champion III (compilation CD) Plinko
Shit Like a Champion II "Revenge of Old Bob" (compilation CD) Plinko
I Never Get Anything Good (Christmas compilation CD) Bindi Corp.
The Harder, The Better: Vol. 1 (compilation CD) Turkey Vulture Records
Geek Monger 2 (compilation CD) MurkTa Records
Lifeguard on Duty: The PPM Comp Volume 1 Pool Party Records
The Harder, The Better: Vol. 9 (compilation CD) Turkey Vulture Records

Set List

Cockpunch
Doomed From The Start
River Of Piss
Dirty Old Man
Fuck Everyone (But Me)
I Wanna Smoke Crack With You
Kill Yourself
Felony On Wheels
She's Gotta Dick
Fuck Me Up The Ass
Dildo
Stab The Children
Spark It Up
Anything That Moves
7 am
Fuck My Mouth
Set list is usually 35 minutes, but can be longer or shorter, depending on the situation. Cover songs are usually GG Allin songs, or the odd 80's song.