The Whammies
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The Whammies

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The best kept secret in music


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One gatefold accordion folder set of five seven-inch 45 RPM four-track mono masterpieces whose release has been held back due to ongoing legal action!


Feeling a bit camera shy


The Whammies are five anatomy students from the University of Jimmycrack Corn. They were expelled from the college for counterfeiting meal vouchers and scalping tickets to the cheerleaders' tryouts. Their motto: OMNI FERMENTVM BONVM. They all hope to grow up someday. All Whammies are members of the Gormvale Yodelling Club, the Neutrino Appreciation Society, the Bovine Disequilibrium Club, and are certified Grapeseed Spitters and Competitive Nozzle Cloggers. Fluent in Esperanto, they know how to meet girls, pick up girls and "make girls want you!" ( but they're not telling how). All of them major in Corn Cracking, and are currently recovering from sobriety at the Betty Page clinic for an intensive four-week toxification program. On the whole, a good bunch best left forgotten.