Third Floor Riot

Once upon a time, two young lads set out to discover the secrets of life and found, written on an ancient scroll, that music was a great key to their daunting quest.

Along their journey they ran across a strange man holding a 5 gallon bucket and a stick. When they asked the man his purpose he simply replied, "For I have come to understand true happiness through trust and honor, and I trust only two things, this here bucket and this stick." Confused, the two lads just shrugged and the strange man joined them on their quest.

Months later, after many challenges, the three men encountered an odd fellow driving a 1986 Chrysler 5th Avenue named "Pedro the Pimp Machine." After a moment of exchanging looks of astonishment, the three men found that their journey had worn hard on their calloused heels and suddenly Pedro seemed the fairest means of conveyance. So from then on the four of them ventured on into the dark unknown armed with a truth, honor, and some ass-blasting tunes.

To be continued...