Three Legged Men

Three Legged Men

BandComedyAdult Contemporary

Three Legged Men create music on the spot based upon the audience and their ideas. As of late the ideas pertain to sex and or sexual acts of some sort. The band cleverly wraps their sexually aware minds around the idea and begin to verbally fuck you however you like it, tastefully.

Biography

The Three Legged Men formed in Martha's Vineyard in the summer of 2006. Chad and Adam had been playing music for years on the island doing songs locals and tourists alike could drink and have a good time listening and singing along to. Chad doing acoustic classics and adam doing disco with his band the "Boogies". In 2006, Rocco Vitelle started playing percussion with Chad and eventually the "Boogies", so it was a no brainer that when Chad and Adam decided to try a gig with absolutly no preparation, other than a few social beverages to loosen up, he would be involved. The Band became thus named "Three Legged Men". The show is completely improv with the audience and the band. They come up with the chorus/idea and the band writes music and lyrics to it on the spot, with tasty song structure and powerful harmonies. Some songs stick and become part of the built in set list. Not one song has ever been written down on paper prior to improving on stage. A Three Legged Men show is easily the most unpredictable gig, night after night. That, is what the band loves so much about the gigs. Unpredictability, in the way the quiet librarian goes one shot too far and comes out with the most sexually stimulating idea for a song, losing her inhibitions and being herself. Just a version not as culturally acceptable. Its unpredictable in so many ways. The crowd is always different, the band and what kind of mood they might be in, the amount of alcohol consumed by both sides, attribute to the most tasteful verbal pornography put to song you have ever heard. We are not responsible for any and all babies made, break-ups or divorces before, during, or after our show. We just say what YOU are thinking. Shame on you....

Lyrics

18 Inches

Written By: 3LM

I COULDNT HATE HER
IN FACT I HAD TO CONGRADULATE HER
WHEN I FOUND
HER 18 INCH BLACK VIBRATOR

AND SHE LIED AND SHE TRIED TO PRETEND
THAT SHE NEVER USED IT
YEAH SHE LIED AND SHE TRIED TO PRETEND
THAT SHE NEVER USED IT
BUT SHE PROBABLY BRUISED IT
AND NEVER USED IT AGAIN

LOOK OUT BITCHES HERE I COME
WELL IM GONNA GIVE YOU SOME OF THIS STIFF DICK

LOOK OUT BITCHES HERE I COME
IT MIGHT SMEAR SOME OF YOUR LIP STICK

YOU CAN LEAVE YOUR PANTIES AT THE DOOR
STEP INSIDE
YOU DONT NEED THEM ANYMORE
YOUR JUST GONNA DO WHAT YOU DO
AND BE A HO FO ME
A HO FO ME

CHORUS

LETS TAKE A WALK BACK MAYBE 2 YEARS AGO
YOUR LIVING OUT ON SUNNY MARTHAS VINEYARD AND DURING THE SUMMER EVERYTHINGS FINE BUT THEN IT GETS DARK AND IT GETS COLD AND YOU FIND YOURSELF ALL ALONE UP IN YOUR BUDUAH

SO YOU BEND OVER AND
OPEN UP THE DRAWER
DROP YOUR PANTIES TO THE FLOOR
JUST BECAUSE YOU PLEASE YOURSELF
DONT MEAN YOUR A WHORE

LIE ON BACK
LIE ON BACK
LIE ON BACK

AND THEN YA
AND THEN YA
AND THEN YA ONE THINGS FOR CERTAIN
YOUR GONNA OPEN UP YOUR ROAST BEEF CURTAINS
ONE THINGS FOR CERTAIN
YOUR GONNA OPEN UP YOUR ROAST BEEF CURTAINS

CHORUS

ENDING

Verbal Fucking

Written By: 3LM

WELL ITS COOL
IF YOUR NOT IN TO COCK SUCKIN
CAUSE IM IN TO VERBAL FUCKING MUCH MORE

AND YOURE NOT A WHORE
NO YOU DONT SLEEP AROUND
BUT IM GONNA POUND YOU NOW
AND ILL TELL YOU HOW IM GONNA

VERBALLY FUCK YOU IM GONNA VERBALLY FUCK YOU IM GONNA VERBALLY FUCK YOU TONIGHT

AND WE COULD GO
VERBALLY ANAL
AND YOU DONT HAVE TO TELL YOUR FRIENDS
IT ENDS HERE TONIGHT
IF IT DONT FEEL RIGHT
AND IT MIGHT NOT
ILL FLIP YOU OVER
AND HIT THAT FUCKING G-SPOT
THE WAY THAT YOU LIKE

IM GONNA VERBALLY FUCK YOU
VERBALLY ASS FUCK YOU
VERBALLY FUCK YOU TONIGHT

VERBALLY FUCK YOU
VERBALLY ASS FUCK YOU
VERBALLY FUCK YOU TONIGHT

IF IT DONT FEEL RIGHT
I COULD STOP
VERBALLY FUCKING YOU
WITH MY TALK

GUZZLER

Written By: 3LM

WHEN SHE WAS YOUNG SHE SUCKED SO MUCH DICK
HER PARENTS HAD TO MUZZLE HER
NOW SHES MY SWEET
LITTLE CUM GUZZLER

WHEN SHE WAS YOUNG SHE SUCKED SO MUCH DICK HER PARENTS HAD TO MUZZLE HER
NOW SHES MY SWEET
LITTLE CUM GUZZLER

SUCKING DICK IN THE LOCKER ROOM AFTER SCHOOL
GETTING THE BOYS READY FOR SOME FOOTBALL FOR SOME FOOTBALL

SHE HIDES IN THE LOCKER AND GIVES THEM THE SHOCKER WHEN SHE POPS OUT AND POPS THEIR DICK IN HER MOUTH

GOOD LUCK IN THE GAME TODAY BOYS
GOOD LUCK IN THE GAME TODAY BOYS
GOOD LUCK IN THE GAME TODAY BOYS I HOPE YOU ENJOY
WHAT IM DOING FOR YOU

CHORUS

YOU SUCK DICK FOR MONEY I KNOW YOU DO
SUCK DICK FOR MONEY I KNOW YOU DO
SUCK DICK FOR MONEY I KNOW YOU DO
SUCK DICK FOR MONEY I KNOW YOU DO

REMEMBER THE TIME
YOU TOOK ALL OF MINE
AND WRAPPED YOUR TONGUE AROUND THE BEANBAG AT THE BOTTOM

YOU GOT MY DICK THROBBIN
AND I WAS HOPING THAT
YOUD KEEP YOUR HEAD BOBBIN TIL I CAME AROUND UNTIL CAME AROUND UNTIL I CAME AROUND UNTIL I CAME AROUND

CHORUS

END

Aquinnah

Written By: 3LM

GAYHEAD
SOMEONE GAVE ME GAYHEAD
WHILE I WAS SLEEPING IN MY DAYBED
SAID WHAT THE FUCK (X2)

ITS JUST A TOWN ON THE TIP OF MV THAT MEANS A LOT TO ME
AND ALWAYS HAS
ONE DAY I GOT DRUNK A BIT TOO EARLY AND I HEADED OFF ALONE
TO MY HOME

EVEN THOUGH I WASNT QUEER THAT WAS SOMEBODY WHO WAS OH SO NEAR HE WAS LICKIN MY NUTS AND MAYBE SUCKIN MY DICK

I NEVER SAID IT WAS OK NEVER SAID IT WAS OK BUT HE WAS GAY AND HE SAID THAT HE SAID THAT HE
JUST WANTED A LICK

GAYHEAD
SOMEONE GAVE ME GAYHEAD
WHILE I WAS SLEEPING IN MY DAY BED
WHAT THE FUCK (X2)

WOKE UP HE WAS SUCKIN MY DICK
THE MOTHER FUCKER ALMOST MADE ME SICK
HE WAS SUCKIN MY DICK WHILE I WAS SLEEPING IN MY DAYBEAD

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE
TO COME INSIDE AND SUCK ME OFF

Outdoor Shower

Written By: 3LM

Give me an hour
ill pounder in the outdoor shower
just give me an hour
ill pounder in the outdoor shower
just give me an hour

Chad and Adam Banter Back and Forth...

Give me an hour
ill pound her in the outdoor shower
just give me an hour x2

More Bantering

Shes on her knees adam please
wont you get away from me
shes on her knees adam please
wont you get away from me

Give me an hour.......

Maybe Then

Written By: 3LM

If i gave you my cock to suck
maybe then you would shut the fuck up

if i gave you my cock to suck
maybe then bitch youd shut the fuck up

you must have been talking before you must have been talking before you were walking
thats just a guess just a guess im such i mess cause i brought you home
and im sorry for that

If i gave you my cock to suck

Discography

Hit Single "18 Inches" -No Big Deal 2007

Set List

Verbal Fucking
Outdoor Shower
Gigilo
Buttplug
Hate Sex
Aquinnah
Whos Horny
Maybe Then
Take a look at my Dink
Blue Balls
Suck My Dick
Camel Toe Joe
18 Inches
Pussy
Medley