TreeVahs

I am 22 years old. I live in the city of Balitmore. I played saxaphone, and it was stupid so i started playing bass. I was a quick learner (all of R.E.M./smashingpumpkins) and decided to give the bass to my brother so I could buy a Japanese strat w/ emg's. With it, I learned to play B.B.King, Lighhtning Hopkins and every solo on Led Zeppelin's House of the Holy...which was hard.. All this doesn't matter 'cause I'm cute and worked at a bluegrass shop for 4 years...yadda yadda... I got hired at Paul Reed Smith, quit 'cause it was kind of silly.
I sing to my nieghbors in the back alley and they like it. I can play the bamboo flute. In fact, I figured out Jethro Tull's pop hits on it. I play Uke while I drive. I make music out of anything. I sing to people when I'm drunk, and they like it. When I say "they" like it, I mean that I play for strangers and they like it, not just my suck-up friends.
I play an acoustic guitar given to me by my aunt after her husband died. It is the best guitar in the world and I will prove it to you.
I once sold all my other instruments and lived in an abandoned house with three friends writing music for three solid months on that acoustic and a $25 Hammond organ that I got at the Salvation Army.
I can teach my drunk friends how to play music AND sound good.
The reason why I don't play more and make a living is because I was taught not to put money on the line for something like music.
So, I work hard and write good music.
If I had a studio I would live in it and make the album of the year...for me..oh, wait maybe the album of the decade...I'll stop there.