Unisex Salon

Unisex Salon

BandAlternativeRock

New Wave going down on Big Beat while being double penetrated by Pop and Rock.

Biography

Imagine if New Wave went down on Big Beat while being double penetrated by Pop and Rock. Imagine a frontman who was a cross between Prince, Lou Reed and Captain Jack Sparrow. Imagine if every day was a good hair day. You may say I'm a dreamer, but I'm not the only one. I hope someday you'll join us...at the Unisex Salon. Welcome to New York. Now shut the fuck up and dance.

Lyrics

How Low

Written By: Kenyon Phillips

Lock
The door
And hide
The key
My heart’s
A whore
Reluct-
Antly

I
Don’t know
Who you are
Shut up and get in the car
Broken hearts
Leave a scar
I don’t wanna go too far

Catch up
Fall behind
Really wanna make you mine
Not enough
Need to sign
Right here on the dotted line

You think I’m funny now
I think you’re funny too
But you won’t laugh so hard
When I’m inside of you
You think you’ve got it made
There’s nothing left to do
But you won’t be yourself
When you discover…

How low
How low
How low can you go
How low
How low
How low can you go

You were the greatest thing
You were the greatest thing
That I had ever seen
I gave you everything
I gave you everything
But you gave nothing to me

You
And me
We’ve got
To be
The best
The worst
No in-
Between

So go on
Make a plan
Run away now if you can
Tie me down
Force my hand
Make believe you understand

Do me wrong
Do me right
I don’t want another fight
Hide away
From the light
Undercover of the night

You think I’m funny now
I think you’re funny too
But you won’t laugh so hard
When I’m inside of you
You think you’ve got it made
There’s nothing left to do
But you won’t be yourself
When you discover…

How low
How low
How low can you go
How low
How low
How low can you go

You were the greatest thing
You were the greatest thing
That I had ever seen
I gave you everything
I gave you everything
But you gave nothing to me

And when you’re torn asunder
Don’t let them pull you under
Don’t go slow don’t go fast love
Stop living in the past love

Nothing that you won’t allow
My life is in your hands now
Every day and every night yeah
We fuck and then we fight yeah

How low
How low
How low can you go
How low
How low
How low can you go

You were the greatest thing
You were the greatest thing
That I had ever seen
I gave you everything
I gave you everything
But you gave nothing to me

Don't Look Down

Written By: Kenyon Phillips

Why
Do I
Want to
See you cry

Don’t say you’re my friend
I’m gonna hate you
When you’re on the mend
I’m gonna break you
You know in the end
I will forsake you
Don’t mean to offend

Don’t
Look
Down

Don’t fuck
A-
Round

You say the love that you take
Equals the love that you make
But don’t you ever wonder
If you might have made a mistake

You say be patient and wait
You say just leave it to fate
But I’m so terrified
It’s gonna be too little too late

Why
Do I
Want to
Hear you lie

Don’t say you’re my friend
I’m gonna hate you
When you’re on the mend
I’m gonna break you
You know in the end
I will forsake you
Don’t mean to offend

Don’t
Look
Down

Don’t fuck
A-
Round

You say the love that you take
Equals the love that you make
But don’t you ever wonder
If you might have made a mistake

You say be patient and wait
You say just leave it to fate
But I’m so terrified
It’s gonna be too little too late

Don’t
Look
Down

Don’t fuck
A-
Round

You say the love that you take
Equals the love that you make
But don’t you ever wonder
If you might have made a mistake

You say be patient and wait
You say just leave it to fate
But I’m so terrified
It’s gonna be too little too late

You say the love that you take
Equals the love that you make
But don’t you ever wonder
If you might have made a mistake

You say be patient and wait
You say just leave it to fate
But I’m so terrified
It’s gonna be too little too late

Discography

2007 single: "Call Me Up (d.d.pesh Remix)" produced by Unisex Salon and d.d.pesh.

Self-titled three-song EP from 2005 produced by Gordon Raphael (The Strokes). All three songs ("She Got Shot", "A Little Bit" and "Anything At All") were featured on episode seven of "The Cut", Tommy Hilfiger's reality show that aired on CBS during the summer of 2005. Additionally, "She Got Shot" is regularly streamed on Radio Crystal Blue (NYC).

Set List

Typical set list is 8 songs. Average running time per set is 30 minutes.
1. Runaround
2. Don't Walk Away
3. I Can't Run
4. Call Me Up
5. Turning Around
6. Don't Look Down
7. How Low
8. What You Do To Me