Useless Wooden Toys
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Useless Wooden Toys

Band Pop Funk


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The best kept secret in music


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Debut Album 'Spanky Pants' is available now on Itunes, Rhapsody, Amazon, Napster and Ebay



Useless Wooden Toys where formed in febuary 2008, The band comprises of 3 former members of the band Myriadsonix, After Myriadsonix disbanded in late 07 Musicians Gaf Franks, Benn Hartmann, And Dave Sneath, decided to put together a funk outfit, once a handful of songs had been demo'ed they sought out a singer. After scoring myspace they happened upon Leicester vocalist Sarah Bird and set about recording what was to be their debut album 'Spanky Pants' after a handful of well received shows, the best is yet to come....