VW Boys

VW Boys

BandComedyBluegrass

Music-Magic & Comedy describes the VW Boys! We have fun with our audience! Good music, lots of laughs and good clean family fun. Our show fits any age group from 2 to 92. Music and laughter are two of the best medicines for mankind. The VW Boys supply a good helping of both.

Biography

VW Boys Bio Information

The VW Boys is an idea shared by Tim White and Dave Vaught. Veterans of the entertainment world, Tim and Dave have combined their talents along with another friend,
Larry McPeak to put together a show that appeals to all age groups. Children, teenagers, young and middle age adults as well as senior adults love the VW Boys !

The VW Boys’ show is a nice blend of magic, comedy and string music. The VW Boys believe that the best medicine for mankind is music and laughter…the VW Boys supply plenty of both. The most voiced complaint about the VW Boys show is that “IT WASN’T LONG ENOUGH”, even though most sets can run over an hour in length !

The VW Boys’ home is located in the Bristol, VA/TN region. They have traveled all over the east coast spreading their music, magic and comedy. They boast eight recordings to this point with many original compositions. The VW Boys performed as regulars at Dollywood in Pigeon Forge, TN for the 1999 and 2000 seasons with fantastic reviews. They have opened for legendary comedians Jerry Clower, Don Knotts, and George “Goober” Lindsey. The VW Boys have also worked with numerous other Bluegrass and Country Music artists like Bill Monroe, Ralph Stanley, Jim and Jesse, Alison Krauss and many others.

The VW Boys performed at the 2003 Smithsonian Folklife Festival in Washington D.C. and at the Kennedy Center in our nation’s capitol. Also the VW Boys have performed recently at the Ford Theatre in Nashville, TN at the Country Music Hall of Fame. They also released their 7th recording titled “VW Boys Greatest Hits”.

The VW Boys love to make their audience laugh and enjoy the show….and they sure do !

Lyrics

Big Fat Earl

Written By: Mcpeak/White/Vaught

Big Fat Earl
McPeak/White/Vaught – Larry McPeak Music BMI

Every morning at the Diner you would see him arrive
He stood 5’ 5 and weighed 395
He was thick in the shoulder and even thicker in the gut
And when he bent over you could see the crack of his butt - Big Earl
(chorus) Big Earl – Big Fat Earl

No body ever knew where Earl came from
He just appeared one day behind a big honey bun
He had a grin on his face that went from ear to ear
And when he opened his mouth his eyes would disappear – Big Earl
(chorus) Big Earl – Big Fat Earl

Now Earl could eat and that’s no lie,
Twinkies & cakes & Boston Crème Pies
Everybody knew when old Earl came to town
Because the places were special, He’d shut em all down – Big Earl
(chorus) Big Earl – Big Fat Earl

One day when Earl was at an all you can eat
He’d ate there for hours, spread out on his seat
He’d ate a gallon of eggs, you know the kind that comes in a jar
He headed for the john, but couldn’t make it that far – Big Earl
(chorus) Big Earl – Big Fat Earl

The gas was building we all could tell
By the way Earl walked and Earl began to swell,
We could hear a rumbling way down inside
He was ready to blow, because he crossed his eyes – Big Earl
(chorus) Big Earl – Big Fat Earl

Now dust and gas bellowed from that all you can eat
As patrons we all scrambled out to the street
We were choking and hacking and rubbing our eyes
We all wondered if he had survived – Big Earl
(chorus) Big Earl – Big Fat Earl

Now that all you can eat – It didn’t open anymore
Plywood is still nailed over the windows & doors
There’s a big hole in the roof
The floor joists are sagging in that little diner downtown
Where he left us gagging – Big Earl
(chorus) Big Earl – Big Fat Earl
Now there is no marker where Earl lies
Why he’s still drinking RCs and eating moon pies
He just sits there a grinning among the wrappers and cans
Even Earl knows he’s a big fat man – Big Earl
(chorus) Big Earl – Big Fat Earl

Earl has the skinniest dog in the neighborhood – no table scraps
He goes grocery shopping with a pickup truck and a towmotor
You know you never see a dead possum in front of Earl’s house
Sheew!
Earl your fat!

March You Down Ole Sinner

Written By: Tim White

March You Down Old Sinner
Tim White/Larry McPeak –Larry McPeak Music BMI


March you down old sinner
That’s what Satan likes to do
If you listen to his gossip
He’ll have a hold on you

Take rest from yesterday
Till tomorrow full of tears
He’ll take away your day today
When Satan pulls you near????????

March you down old sinner
That’s what Satan likes to do
If you listen to his gossip
He’ll have a hold on you

He’ll fill your heart with sorrow
He’ll cloud your head with doubt
If you call up on Jesus
He will shut the devil out

March you down old sinner
That’s what Satan likes to do
If you listen to his gossip
He’ll have a hold on you

March you down old sinner
That’s what Satan likes to do
If you listen to his gossip
He’ll have a hold on you

Snappy Lunch

Written By: McPeak/White/Vaught

Snappy Lunch

Written by : Larry McPeak/Tim White/Dave Vaught- Larry McPeak Music- BMI

When You Come To Town Bring You a Bunch
We’ll All Meet Down At the Snappy Lunch
They Fix A Pork Chop Sandwich Big & Nice
If You Cut It In Two You Can Eat It Twice

Well He’s Got It (Uh-Huh) Come & Get It (Oh Yeah)
Down at The Snappy Lunch

When You Come Through The Door The First Thing You See
Are The Pictures On The Wall of Mayberry
There’s Otis, There’s Floyd and The Darlin’ Bunch
Everybody Eats At The Snappy Lunch

Well He’s Got It (Uh-Huh) Come & Get It (Oh Yeah)
Down at The Snappy Lunch

Well They Open Up Early Right Downtown
They Got Eggs They Got Bacon & Country Ham
They Pour Hot Coffee Right In Your Cup
You Drink It Down It’ll Wake You Up

Well He’s Got It (Uh-Huh) Come & Get It (Oh Yeah)
Down at The Snappy Lunch

How Long It’s Been There Nobody Knows
But One Forty Five Is When They Close
There’s A Feel Good Feeling You Can’t Describe
There’s Folks In & Out Like Bees In a Hive

Well He’s Got It (Uh-Huh) Come & Get It (Oh Yeah)
Down at The Snappy Lunch

You Can Order From the Menu Anything You See
But The Pork Chop Sandwich Is The One For Me
No Bones About It, It’s The Best Around
It’s Made Right Here In Mayberry Town

Well He’s Got It (Uh-Huh) Come & Get It (Oh Yeah)
Down at The Snappy Lunch

No Bones About It
Down at The Snappy Lunch

Whatever Happened to Mayberry

Written By: McPeak/White Vaught

Whatever Happened to Mayberry
McPeak/White/Vaught-Larry McPeak Music BMI

Chorus:

Whatever happened to Mayberry,
Like the one they had on the TV,
With Andy & Opey & Barney & Aunt Bee,
Whatever Happened to Mayberry.
(Last Chorus Tag) It’s a place in our Hearts called Mayberry.

Towns like that you just can’t find,
On any old map, just any old time,
Where friends help friends when they’re in need,
Whatever happened to Mayberry.

You can’t find a town this day & time,
A sheriff with no gun and there’s no crime,
Where the jail’s not locked you come & go as you please,
Whatever happened to Mayberry.

The Darlin’ Boys would come to town,
Briscoe’s jug could make bluegrass sounds,
Back on the truck when it’s time to leave.
Whatever happened to Mayberry.

Hey to Goober, get a bottle of pop,
Stop by Floyd’s, get a little off the top,
Not a window was safe ‘round old Ernest T…
Whatever Happened to Mayberry.

Two Tennessee Pigs

Written By: Tim White & Larry McPeak

Two Tennessee Pigs
By: Larry McPeak & Tim White
3-13-07

Chorus
We spent Christmas Eve in a Tennessee jail
The Story’s well known & it’s one I must tell.
Because of two pigs we went through hell,
We spent Christmas Eve in a Tennessee jail.

Fatty lived out back of my sister’s place
A pot bellied pig with a cute little face.
She’s part of the story but not part of the hell,
When we spent Christmas Eve in a Tennessee jail.

Firemen were called, their wheels were a turnin’,
They had no water & the house was a burnin’,
The pig was squealin’ & Sis was turning pale,
& we spent Christmas Eve in a Tennessee jail.

(Chorus)

Thru the fire & the smoke I went around back,
My wife followed too, stayin’ close in my tracks,
Not knowing; we’d need one to go our bail,
‘Cause we were headin’ to a Tennessee jail.

We were talking’ to a fireman-how to get Fatty out,
Up comes a deputy, a rookie no doubt,
Badge heavy with a gun, just a givin’ us hell,
& Christmas Eve he put us in a Tennessee jail.

(Chorus)

When you’re in Sullivan County & your pig’s gonna burn,
There’s one sad lesson that me & my wife did learn,
You’ll lose everything & get run in on a rail,
By a clown with no sense who puts folks in his jail.

(Chorus)

If My Nose Was Runnin Money

Written By: Moron Brrothers

If My Nose was Runnin’ Money- Moron Brothers

YOU SAY THAT I DON’T LOVE YU, YOU SAY MY LOVE’S UNTRUE
BUT DARLIN IF I WAS A RICH MAN, I’D PROVE MY LOVE TO YOU.
I’D BUY YOU A CADALLAC AND A NEW MERCEDES TOO.
IF MY NOSE WAS RUNNIN MONEY HONEY, I’D BLOW IT ALL ON YOU.

IF MY NOSE WAS RUNNIN MONEY, I’D BLOW IT ALL ON YOU.
I’D BUY YOU A CADALLAC AND A NEW MERCEDES TOO.
I’D BUILDYOU THAT MANSION UP ON THAT MOUNTAIN TOP.
IF MY NOSE WAS RUNNIN MONEY HONEY, BUT HONEY IT’S NOT.

(CHORUS)
IT’S A BOOGER OF A PROBLEM THAT I’VE GOT.
IF MY NOSE WAS RUNNIN MONEY BUT IT’S SNOT
I’D BUY YOU A CADALLAC AND A NEW MERCEDES TOO.
IF MY NOSE WAS RUNNIN MONEY HONEY I’D BLOW IT ALL ON YOU.

IF MY NOSE WAS RUNNIN MONEY LET ME TELL YOU WHATI’D DO.
I’D BUY YOU A JOHN DEERE TRACTOR,
WE’D GET RID OF THAT OLD GREY MULE
I’D TAKE YOU DOWN TO THE STORE AND BUY YOU A BRAND NEW PAIR OF SHOES
YOU WOULDN’T HAVE TO PLOW BARE FOOTED
THE WAY YOU ALWAYS DO.

(CHORUS)

IF MY NOSE WAS RUNNIN MONEY WE’D HAVE ANYTHING WE PLEASED
ANY TIME WE NEEDED CASH, ALL I’D HAVE TO DO WAS SNEEZE
WE’D BE LIVIN HIGH ON THE HOG AND THE HOG WOULD’NT BE SO LEAN
IF MY NOSE WAS RUNNIN MONEY, WE’D BE ROLLIN IN THE GREEN.

IF MY NOSE WAS RUNNIN MONEY, WE’D EAT OUT ALL THE TIME.
FANCIEST PACES IN TOWN THAT’S WHERE WE’D GO TO DINE.
I’DBLOW MY NOSE AND PAY THE CHECK AND RIGHT BEFORE WE’D LEAVE
I’D GIVE THE WAITRESS A GREAT BIG TIP THAT I WIPED ON MY SLEEVE.

(CHORUS)
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Discography

VW Boys-Big Fat Earl
VW Boys Radio Show
VW Boys- Snappy Lunch
VW Boys- Pickin Chickin

Set List

Big Fat Earl
Jesus Loves Me
I Just Don't Look Good Naked Anymore
Five Pounds of Possum
Cumberland Gap
If My Nose Was Runnin Money
The Rooster Song
Tennessee Possum Chase
Salty Dog Blues