We Are The Seahorses

We are from the woods of New Jersey. When you are from the woods of New Jersey, you get very bored. There is no culture. Everyone is poor. Everyone is vaguely racist, watches TV, works all day. Lots of divorce, obesity, brown teeth, drug addiction, alcoholism, and suicide. Growing up in this climate is a struggle of sorts. The small town bored kids cliched story. You know. BASICALLY at the age of 10 you get dressed up in moth eaten and deer turded clothes you find in the woods, and knock trees down, at 14, you make prank phone calls to suicide hotlines and throw water balloons filled with piss and rocks at moving cars, and then in your 20s, after smoking alot of pot in high school, listening to every record you can find and dropping out community college, you take your clothes off, throw raw meat at teenagers, and call yourself a rock n roll band.