Welcome To Wanker County

Welcome To Wanker County

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We have a very unique sound. We take things that have happened to us in our crazy lives an use it as a writing fuel. The four of us are all a little off the wall and thats what sets us apart from other bands - we communicate on a mental basis, you just have to listen to our cd.

Biography

Welcome To Wanker County was formed early April of 2005 and has been wreaking complete and utter havoc ever since. Summoned from the depths of depravity, it was in a little town called Clayton, Delaware that the four heinous horsemen forged an allegiance. Chris & Buddy have been an unstoppable team of rancid writing for years. They learned to play together when they were 16. Around 1999, an abomination called Monkey Knife Fight was created. MKF had around 40 original tunes and did roughly 10 shows throughout the state before exploding like an atom bomb in 2002. The duo skipped around the scene for awhile, not finding the band of their tortured dreams. After moving to Clayton, next to the local bar, they hooked up with a notorious scoundrel named Jimi, one time bassist of the now defunct but legendary VCM. Around then the boys abducted a nice guy named Alan from the prominent jazz/funk band Sin Is In. The two bands shared custody of this diabolical percussionist for a time, but then Alan realized that his true place was with us alone. Thus began the tale of the Wankers. All four members have previously been in various rock, punk and/or jazz bands and brought all of these elements and more to the mix. Infernally powered by a never ending supply of beer, munchies & cigarettes, they began to jam. It was good.

Lyrics

Release The Hounds

Written By: Welcome To Wanker County

There is a book that lies on the table you've heard the legends you know the fable open your mind up I will be waiting I'll take you back to where it all began/Open your heart dear, you'll find the truth there you'll find the answer if only you dare I am the worm lurking deep within you I am corruption I will consume you/Hide your face when I'm walking by Release The Hounds now I'm causing strife/All of your life you've struggled for power now is the time & now is the hour I am the judgement passed down upon you I am forever and I always win/Hide your face when we're walking by Release The Hounds now we're causing strife/It's in the way you call me down you know my name you speak the sound I am the night in which you drown turning me on fucking me up/Now that you know the horrible truth dear come face to face with your innermost fear I am the Judgement you have been given I am forever and I always win/Hide your face when we're walking by Release The Hounds now we're causing strife/It's in the way you call me down you know my name you speak the sound I am the night in which you drown turning me on tearing me down sending me out fucking me up!

Starting To Chafe

Written By: Welcome To Wanker County

It's in the way you hold your head so high, look me in the eye, always question why, building killing/Get out now that you're fakin' give back what you have taken if my heart that you're breakin' WRONG now bitch, you're mistaken/Get off now that you're trippin' my control is a'slippin' baby, you're such a shame, you're starting, starting to chafe.../You always told me that you'd never lie.../Get out give back it's mine you know that/Get off now that you're trippin' my control is a'slippin' baby, you're such a waste, you're starting, starting to chafe.../You always call me on the phone when you don't wanna be alone but you don't know & you don't care & you don't see the way I stare Baby why you dissin' me 'cuz I'm the one who set you free I don't want you to be a whore, I can't take it any more/Get out now that you're fakin' give back what you have taken if my heart that you're breakin' WRONG now bitch, you're mistaken/Get off now that you're trippin' my control is a'slippin' baby, it's such a shame, you're starting, starting to chafe...

Columbian Necktie

Written By: Welcome to Wanker County

Fear my name for I am the voice in the back of your mind/Know my face/For you there will be no forgiveness this time/Back me in to the corner and you'll see what I'm made of.

Discography

Welecome to wanker county has an independant cd intitled Sign From Below this cd has 18 tracks (tracks 1 through 18 above on set list) no airplay yet but we're working on it.

Set List

Setlist

All originals; Set list time 1 hour 15 minutes:
1- Robots stole my sideburns
2- Mexico's Revenge
3- Acid @ Disneyland
4- Starting to Chafe
5- Chrisfits
6- Fecal Catapult
7- ...
8- Colombian Necktie
9- Somethings Dead
10- Vagina Juice Blues
11-Lung Butter
12- Nice Pants
13-Life Sucks
14-Scapegoat
15-Headgear
16-One-eyed Hag
17- Release the Hounds
18- Trifixion
19-Snake charmer
20-Rubber Room
21-Where The Son Don't Shine