Welcome To Wanker County

Welcome To Wanker County was formed early April of 2005 and has been wreaking complete and utter havoc ever since. Summoned from the depths of depravity, it was in a little town called Clayton, Delaware that the four heinous horsemen forged an allegiance. Chris & Buddy have been an unstoppable team of rancid writing for years. They learned to play together when they were 16. Around 1999, an abomination called Monkey Knife Fight was created. MKF had around 40 original tunes and did roughly 10 shows throughout the state before exploding like an atom bomb in 2002. The duo skipped around the scene for awhile, not finding the band of their tortured dreams. After moving to Clayton, next to the local bar, they hooked up with a notorious scoundrel named Jimi, one time bassist of the now defunct but legendary VCM. Around then the boys abducted a nice guy named Alan from the prominent jazz/funk band Sin Is In. The two bands shared custody of this diabolical percussionist for a time, but then Alan realized that his true place was with us alone. Thus began the tale of the Wankers. All four members have previously been in various rock, punk and/or jazz bands and brought all of these elements and more to the mix. Infernally powered by a never ending supply of beer, munchies & cigarettes, they began to jam. It was good.