wifey

wifey

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San Francisco based rock-n-roll band. Sounds like Blondie singing for Crazy Horse.

Biography

Wifey

San Francisco, I mean, Farallon Isalnds, CA 94117

Objective - To have someone actually read this shitty bio.

Position Desired - Missionary

Work History - Mike Simms has played with American Music Club, which led him to be the only member of the band to have a menage a trois with Swedish sisters, because he went o Sweden. Duh. He has also worked in a Burger King (TM) and a Sears Department Store. Joe Dean has played guitar in 3904 bands. Wifey is his main band because it has the best songs and Ray always buys everyone soda. Ray Ruiz is Mexican and can’t speak Spanish. He can play “Rapper’s Delight” holding his bass backwards. Ray excells in friendly, prompt customer service and was voted “Most Friendly” at his high school. Tuula Ala is from Canada and is tired of everyone saying “Eh?” as an awkward first conversation starter. She collects high heels , vintage guitars and airline barf bags. Every single member of Wifey can ride a skateboard.

References - (aka Ass Kissing)

Jerry from Red House Painters, Rodney Bingenheimer at K-Rock, East Bay Ray from the Dead Kennedys. Also, some guy who did sound for the Cult has our cd and listens to it all the time.

Discography

WIFEY-silf titled
WIFEY-Nancy

New 7inch single coming March 2007

Set List

8-10 songs from both recordings combined
as well as a couple cover songs, that may include
something from Husker Du, or Roky Erickson.