Music
The best kept secret in music
Press
This band has no press
Discography
WIFEY-silf titled
WIFEY-Nancy
New 7inch single coming March 2007
Photos
Feeling a bit camera shy
Bio
Wifey
San Francisco, I mean, Farallon Isalnds, CA 94117
Objective - To have someone actually read this shitty bio.
Position Desired - Missionary
Work History - Mike Simms has played with American Music Club, which led him to be the only member of the band to have a menage a trois with Swedish sisters, because he went o Sweden. Duh. He has also worked in a Burger King (TM) and a Sears Department Store. Joe Dean has played guitar in 3904 bands. Wifey is his main band because it has the best songs and Ray always buys everyone soda. Ray Ruiz is Mexican and can’t speak Spanish. He can play “Rapper’s Delight” holding his bass backwards. Ray excells in friendly, prompt customer service and was voted “Most Friendly” at his high school. Tuula Ala is from Canada and is tired of everyone saying “Eh?” as an awkward first conversation starter. She collects high heels , vintage guitars and airline barf bags. Every single member of Wifey can ride a skateboard.
References - (aka Ass Kissing)
Jerry from Red House Painters, Rodney Bingenheimer at K-Rock, East Bay Ray from the Dead Kennedys. Also, some guy who did sound for the Cult has our cd and listens to it all the time.
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