Rockin Raj

Rockin Raj

 Morganton, North Carolina, USA
BandSpoken WordSinger/Songwriter

[DJ, Songwriter, and Author]

Am able to capture the personality and the articulations of people, that is, I've written a book on personality, perfection of the voice and backwards messages. Having a very analyitical mind, trying acting, voiceovers and songwriting comes very natural for me.

Biography

Born and raised in Louisville, KY until the age of 10, then moved to North Carolina. At age 12, I went full force into computers that molded me into a guru with over 30+ years experience. After marriage, I started writing, and am now working on my fifth book.

Now apprenticing as a music promoter with the best act destined to change the genre of the music world of Rock! Also, blessed to be working alongside with the best musical judge of the State of North Carolina.

Have written books, articles on sexuality and tried some songwriting.

Father of 3 children.

Lyrics

You Give Farts a Bad Name (Bon Jovi - Parody)

Written By: Richard Jones

Shot through the air
And you're to blame
Darling', you gave farts a bad name!

(Instrumental)

A facial smirk is what you sell
Your butt cheeks quiver then you put us thru hell
A little toot is what you send
Silent but deadly comes out from your end

Whoa! You're a loaded arsh (yeah)
Whoa! There's no where to run
No one can save us
It's the fart that you've done

Shot through your ass
And you're to blame
You give farts a bad name
We hold our farts, but you play your games
You gave farts a bad name
You gave f-a-r-t-s, a bad stank (bad stink)

Your wink of an eye is what I'm dealt
Fanning your hands then bluffing the smell
Flatulence hid you act so sly
Your very first stink is your last stank goodbye

Whoa! You're a loaded skunk
Whoa! Oh, it's building up
No way to blame me
The air now has stunk!

You shot out a fart
and you're to blame
You give farts a bad name
Invisible gas I can not see
Your sighs of relief
Are freggin' killin me (ewwauh)

(Instrumental Solo)

Oh! Poofed out a fart
and no dog to blame
You give farts a bad name
I can't lite a spark for the fear of flame
You gave your drawers a bad stain (bad stain)

You let out a fart
and you're to blame
You give farts a bad name (bad name)
I play my part and you play your shame
You gave air a bad stank (bad phfrrraaapptt!)

You give farts…

You give farts… (bad stench)

You give farts…

You give farts… (bad stench)

You give farts…

You give farts… (bad stench)

You give farts…

You give farts… (bad stench)

Justify The Pain

Written By: Richard Jones

Justify the Pain - by Richard A Jones © 2007 & 2010

With all that happened in the past,
It was never gonna last.
There's no turning back the time,
what you did was out of line.

Never mind the lies you told,
blankety-blank, its gotten old. [Censored]
There are times I didn't call,
with your lies... I despised them all.

I despised them all
I despised them all
I despised them all.

When I healed my broken wing,
I wrote this song I now sing.
There were bars that put me away,
for two whole lousy days.

If I had just one more day,
I'd show what you gave away
And since you been away,
you owe me... justify that day.

Justify that day
Justify that day
Justify that day.

[CHORUS]

Done past is stormy weather,
you and me are not together.
All the secrets you have kept,
all the tears I have wept.

I'm alone to face the pain,
with all this crying in the rain
To stop crying in the rain,
just help me... justify the pain.

Justify the pain
Justify the pain
Justify the pain.

[Solo]

All along I tried for you,
if you cared you'd see it through.
There's still questions in my mind,
what you did was so unkind.

Tossed like a sand in the wind,
like the loss of a best friend.
Stolen moments time has broken,
My eyes opened... I've awoken.

I have awoken
I have awoken
I have awoken.

Like a mosquito on her prey,
you rode my ass all them days.
On drama you did thrive,
Now over in the wink of an eye.

Stay out of my dreams,
the past was all a mess it seems.
There was evil deep inside,
all that time, what did you hide?

What did you hide
What did you hide
What did you hide?

[CHORUS]

Mind's Eye

Written By: Richard Jones

MIND'S EYE
- by Richard A. Jones © 2007

How long before I wake,
a psycho circus a big mistake.
I've jumped thru hoops, power and pain,
how much longer with no gain?

God knows how I've tried,
many times my heart has died.
To and fro up and down,
years of sorrow from below the ground.

Twisted words shaped to please,
behind the lies my bended knees.
No more grief to vex me in,
wrestled with generations of sin.

CHORUS:

She's got the mind's eye,
of a woman
With a wink of her eye,
like a devil.

She's got the mind's eye,
of a woman
With a wink of her eye,

She's out to get ya. [3 times]

Wake me, pinch me, and pull me out,
the spells of hate stir about.
Hardened my heart changed my mind;
this time there's a snake to dine.

She set me up like a worthless fool,
formed and fashioned it's no longer cool.
Stretched now in the shape I'm in,
tortured past bleeding within.

Hear the words that I say,
why in Hell you behaved this way?
The mosquito leaves the scene of her crime,
thorn in my side after time.

[CHORUS]

[SOLO]

Her state of mind is something to see,
sickly skilled so mentally!
All my senses grounded to the core,
observe and watch I'm out that door!

Lying to me torn me apart,
stabbed my back from the start.
Never know what could have been,
no turning back I'm out to win.

Secrets hid we're an act for me,
stranger of danger so wickedly.
Shock and stress took its toll,
your evil baggage will be no more.

[GROANING: “Is it love?”]
(heartfelt, grudgingly, yodel as in deep feelings of groaning)

When Everybody Will Know

Written By: Richard Jones

When Everybody Will Know © 2007

By Richard A. Jones

When things are falling to pieces,
When all the world leans on you.
When the air of desperation eases,
Everybody will know that it's thru.

When they crowd into you further,
When sorrow's just too much to bear.
When feelings cost you more than ever,
Everybody sees its arms of another.

When comfort leaves so easily,
When your world all falls apart.
When the ending starts new liberty,
Everybody knows it's not from the heart.

When burdens lift like a cloud,
When a bug leaves a child's jar.
When passing them by makes you proud,
Everybody counts the days from afar.

When finally time says let it go,
When yesterday starts to be forgotten.
When love forwards from scared woes,
Everybody seen the end turn rotten

Wussy

Written By: Richard Jones

Wussy

by Richard A Jones © 2007

I don’t know how,
but you're coming home with me
You think I'm nothing to offer,
just wait and see!
I wonder what you're thinkin',
is it even any of me?
I know money's what you want,
aint getting from me

CHORUS:

If you think I'm a wussy
Let me prove you wrong
If you think I'm a deadbeat
Let me share you this song

Well, I'm not a wussy
I'm going to make you see
You think you're good enough
To cover a magazine

I know who you are,
even from across the bar.
I see the games you play,
aint goin' to be with me.
I have nothing to offer,
but think you got it all.
I don’t care what your friends say,
you're know it all.

[CHORUS]

I don’t know how,
but you're coming home with me.
You think I'm nothing to offer,
just wait and see.
I wonder what you're thinkin',
is it even any of me?
I know money's what you want,
aint getting from me.

[CHORUS]

Discography

Written lyrics to original songs and posted some here. Worked as a Radio DJ, a Karaoke DJ, a Sexy Music DJ, and even worked as a Movie Extra (Nightmare Hour).