Wonderlic

Wonderlic

 Denver, Colorado, USA
BandRockJazz

Wonderlic is a funky rock band from Denver that has been playing in Colorado for the past 6 years. Focusi on original compositions, we also play standards, improvisation, a few covers and occasional vocal tunes.

2012 & 2013 Westword Music Showcase Nominee: Rock - Jam/Improv

Biography

Wonderlic is a funky rock band from Denver that has been playing along the Colorado front range for the past 9 years. The lineup consists of an 8-string electric mandolin, guitar, drums and bass. Their high energy shows focus on original compositions and occasional covers that span a mix of genres including funk, bluegrass and jazz. Whether you like to dance or if you'd rather rock, Wonderlic delivers an entertaining show that appeals to music lovers of all ages.

2012 & 2013 Westword Music Showcase Award Nominee: Rock - Jam/Improv

** We are not affiliated with Wonderlic, Inc. or http://www.wonderlic.com/ **

Lyrics

When You're Dead

Written By: Allen Galton

This is America land of the hostile takeover
This is America home of the extreme makeover
Have yourself some shakes and fries
Don’t you worry ‘bout that fat in your thighs
You can always lipo-suc it out
Yeah lipo-suc it out
Liposuction on your thighs
Liposuction round your eyes
Liposuction in your head
You will look thinner
Liposuction on your thighs
Liposuction round your eyes
Liposuction in your head
You can be a winner
You can be thinner
Yeah you will be thinner
When you’re dead

This is America home of the ‘Merican dream
This is America we got booze in our canteens
Buy an expensive boy or a girl
Try not to die on the Tilt-A-Whirl
Hold yourself hi just to get by
You can always get counseling later
Yeah get a little counseling later
Let’s go on a shoppin’ spree
Buy some gifts for you and me
Don’t forget to check online
The price could be better
Heads will talk to you and me
Heads will tell you ex-act-ly
Where you really need to be
Turtleneck sweaters
Will be back in style
Just wait a while
When you’re dead

This is America land of the Nuke-u-lar explosion…Nuke-u-lar
This is America we are rich homeless are frozen
Got some information, we’re gonna spy it
Here’s some fried ice cream, try it you’ll like it
Shove it right down where the misconceptions go
And if you are still hungry will feed ya some more
But you can be full
Yeah you will be full
When you’re dead

Discography

Debut Album, "Wonderlic" released October 2010.

Wonderlic shows are recorded live and are available in mp3 format.

For setlists, please visit our page at:
www.facebook.com/wonderlicjam

Set List

For complete setlists view the blogs on our myspace page.

www.myspace.com/wonderlicjam

Our setlists are fluid as we'll adjust in accordance to the energy in the room. We can play indefinitely, but typically we play anywhere from 2-4 hours. We incorporate original music with segues, quirky covers and improv. We're constantly debuting new material.